Wednesday, April 25, 2012

In Search of the Perfect Fried Clam (Mya arenaria )


(Note: If you're not from New England you can move on. Nothing to see here. This topic will have no meaning for you.)



What is it about a fried clam?

Is it the taste or the chewy consistency? The salt, the ketchup, or god forbid, the tartar sauce? Or does it just conjure up memories of warm summer Friday nights sitting on a restaurant deck overlooking the water?

Everyone has their pilgrimage to their hamburger, pizza or hot dog Mecca, but mine is the fried clam quest for the ages.

It started several years ago when I had some clams somewhere and thought they were pretty tasty. I said to myself and then uttered to the bride, “I wonder where Clam Nirvana is? Might we be living in the vicinity of Fried Clam “Heaven?"

There was only one way to find out and that was to search for The Perfect Fried Clam.

Now much like my standards in a wife, my standards for fried clams are very high. The perfect clam must embody not only the exact degree of chewiness but it also must be cooked to perfection to allow the unique flavor to exude from the delectable taste treat. It must have a light, golden color which ensures that the frying oil is fresh. If it's not a light golden brown in color, it loses any chance at the crown before it even gets near my mouth. And it goes without saying (but I will say it) it has to be crispy.

So let me some up: chewy, light, golden brown in color and crispy. And I don't want to have to pay through the porthole for a plate. That last fact leaves out about every restaurant within 20 miles of Boston of any chance of grabbing the gonfalon. That's a lot to ask, trying to put the Halley's Comet of Clams in the right spot at the right time and, I might add, for the right price. Some kick-ass french fries and coleslaw wouldn't hurt the overall winner's chances either.


(Note dear reader there is no mention of clam strips. Clam strips are to fried clams what a sparkler is to the space shuttle.)

History tells us that the fried clam was on the menu of the Parker House restaurant in Boston as far back as 1865. Legend has it that the modern deep-fried, batter-dipped version was credited to Lawrence Henry “Chubby” Woodman of Essex Massachusetts. He is said to have created the first batch on July 3, 1916 in his small roadside restaurant, now Woodman's of Essex. One of his specialties was homemade potato chips, so he had large vats for deep-frying foods. He used the clams which he had collected himself from the mud flats of the Essex River located close to his home.

And so my search began.

What were my chances of finding the Mona Lisa of mollusks? The barbeque of bi-valves? Only time and my MasterCard would tell.

I started the trek at the previously mentioned Woodman's of Essex. Although “Chubby” was no longer coming down for breakfast (or clams) I thought it would be the place to start. What I hadn't counted on was the fact that the frying oil used by “Chubby” back in 1916 appeared to be one and the same as the oil used upon my visit. The dark brown color of the clams upon their presentation immediately disqualified Woodman's as “Clam 1.” Fortunately also in Essex is a restaurant called The Village. The $28.95 price tag for a clam plate made these clams to rich for everyone other than the Sultan of Brunei. They were good but mortgaging the house for dinner won't get the job done. I've heard that Farnham's in Essex has excellent clams, but alas, poor reader, your humble blogger did not make it there to check out the end product.

On to Ipswich. The Clam Box has a reputation for having outstanding clams and I looked forward to battle testing their clam plate. The only problem with the Clam Box is that you need to get there about 9 AM on a Monday in order to eat on Friday and miss the line that seemingly extends to Sheboygan. I like clams but I'm not waiting for the next Pope to be elected to eat them. Soon we had tried the Sea Witch, the Agawam Diner, Dube's and others to no avail. We even tried a Fried Clam Po Boy in Washington, DC. Kudos to the cook for an ingenious methodology for eating clams: sub roll, secret sauce, lettuce and tomato, but the Fried Clam Po Boy was a horse of a different gear ratio compared to a New England clam plate. But heck, if they can't pass a congressional budget in three years how could I expect them to make a world class clam plate?

I was beginning to know how the physicists in charge of the Manhattan project in World War II were feeling when the bride and I happened to leisurely stop by the Land & Sea Restaurant in Peabody, MA. My expectations were low since Peabody is known mainly for shopping centers and drive by shootings and the list of gastronomic home runs is a short one, as in zero.

But, mirabile dictu, the Land & Sea was it. Golden brown clams piled high and cooked to perfection. French fries to die for and cole slaw, although not my very best favorite, that didn't suck. All for $16.95. Little did it matter that I practically had to wrestle the lady behind the counter to get three more little cups of ketchup to go with my world class clams. Go figure, the clams are plentiful on the plate but the ketchup is treated like plutonium. In order to confuse the woman behind the counter, I was about to send the bride back for three more little cups of ketchup (you can never have enough ketchup) but she (the bride) patently refused my wishes.

And there you have it, Clam 1, the Alpha Clam, the connoisseur of Clams, Clams Correcto: the Land & Sea in Peabody.

My life is complete.

See you there on Friday night.

Until next time........

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Four Horsemen on Shetland Ponies




I read yesterday that Notre Dame has scheduled to play UMass in football in the near future. That's the University of Massachusetts. ND vs. UMass, in football? Are you kidding me? What, were the Little Sisters of the Poor already scheduled for that weekend? How can a legendary powerhouse like Notre Dame sink so low as to schedule a team that probably can't beat itself in an intrasquad scrimmage? The answer has to be what the answer always is when you can't figure out why things are the way they are.......MONEY. Not just the money Notre Dame makes for a regular season trouncing of an unheard of football entity, but the money that comes from scheduling 10 patsies in a season along with USC, Michigan and Michigan State, so that the worst record you end up with is 10-3 and you go to a bowl game that will pay the school $8 million for their appearance. As I said, when in doubt it's ALWAYS about the greenbacks.

Reminds me when Mo Vaughan was up for a big contract renewal with the Red Sox. He made the famous and often repeated statement that, “It's not about the money.” when asked about what was most important for him regarding his next contract. “It's about respect and feeding my family. It's not about the money.” Usually, these idiots will also throw in some lame comment about “they just want to win” or “I want to work closer to my family.” The last prevarication was uttered by Roger Clemens, who happens to live in Katy, Texas just before he signed with the Toronto Blue Jays for top dollar. Last time I checked Toronto wasn't even in the same country as Katy, but then again Texas is a big state. Why can't they just be honest and say they want to make as much money as they can in their careers and will play for the highest bidder. Heck, I'd admire anyone who was honest enough to say that instead of the BS they try to pass off on the public.

I think baseball should start their season after the hockey playoffs are over. I turned off the Bruins playoff game on Saturday (a tough loss) and turned on the Red Sox game. Are you kidding me? Baseball should be the officially licensed sport for Insomniacs Unlimited. Ball 1.....ball 2....foul ball, strike 1.....ball 3.......strike two......routine two hop grounder to short....out #1. And you have to repeat that at least 27 times per game......YIKES. Now don't get me wrong, I used to love base ball before (you guessed it) money took over. When the big boys started getting paid millions for playing the game, the owners said we have to make millions from advertising to pay for them. So we have to slow the game down in order to get more advertising in to pay the bills and make a little profit for ourselves. When I was a kid, baseball games lasted 2 hours, maybe 2 and a half hours. And Ted Williams made $100,000 a year. Now a typical Red Sox game, I swear lasts at least 3 plus hours (sometimes 4 if it's a Yankee game) and if the players aren't making $10,00,000 a year, they're a loser. Three and a half hours watching Kevin Youkilis foul off fastballs and sweating profusely. It could be worse, you could be forced to watch an NBA game from start to finish....talk about irrelevant. Effort is not the theme of the NBA. But the NBA is good for the tattoo business and the bail bondsmen.

Playoff hockey and pro football clearly are the best simply because players can't play either without putting forth their maximum effort. You only get to see pro football once a week but playoff hockey is every night for two months. I don't know if you know who Mike (Doc) Emerick is. He is the announcer for a number of NHL games. I challenge you to watch a game, any playoff game that he announces and you will jump out of your chair several times just from the excitement in Mike's voice as he conveys the high drama taking place before your very eyes. He is clearly the best, by far. I don't even know who is in second place.

Sports used to be good. Now there are at least 30 teams in every league of every sport. ESPN is telling you every day ad nauseum about every dunk, every goal, every run and every hit that took place in the past ten minutes. And then they have to “break down” everything like any moron can't figure out what they just saw. It used to all mean something, now it's all run by accountants and business managers.

The only thing worse is sports talk radio but I'll leave that for another rant.

My advice to you after the NHL playoffs are over.........go read a book.

Until next time.....

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Other than the head on collision, how did the rest of your day go?


Like the old sayings go, "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug," or "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail." Actually, I prefer, "Why do bad things happen to good people?" But all in all, other than the head on collision I was in on Wednesday, everything that day went pretty well.

Trust me, there isn't much in this world that can bring your brain cells into razor sharp focus like seeing a 3,000 pound motor vehicle coming directly at you on the same side of the road that you are presently occupying. Only the bride, when she does the laundry, will know how much attention I gave it. Lest you think that this was a cataclysmic event of biblical proportions, fortunately I saw her vehicle approaching in time to come to a complete stop prior to the "engagement." Briefly, my cat-like mind reflected back on the Titanic disaster but in this case the iceberg was moving directly towards the "ship" while all engines were on stop. The young lady, who hereafter shall be known as the party of the first part, had an allergic reaction to some medication and essentially blacked out at the wheel which allowed me, the party of the second part, to politely use his car as a breaking mechanism for her before she ran into something important like a "No Right on Red" sign. (God knows we only have so many "No Right on Red" signs in this world and we can't afford to lose any of them.) When I spoke to her, it was clear that she was non compus mentis but not so out of it that the first thing out of her mouth when I checked to see if  she was OK was, "Oh, I think I hurt my back." She must have thought I was Alan Dershowitz or something. My call to 911 produced a response from the Peabody Police Department at a decibel level somewhat akin to the activity on Omaha Beach during D Day. But to their credit, the police didn't really know how serious the accident was. The best piece of advice/instruction during this whole event was the request/direct order from the police officer that I retrieve my license and registration from my car and wait over there away from the before mentioned POTFP (party of the first part.) Your humble servant, the aggrieved POTSP (no explanation required) was just entering the massive adrenaline injection stage of the proceedings and really didn't want to be within arm's reach of said alleged perpetrator.

A very nice woman was on the scene immediately after the accident. She stated that she had been following the young lady and was on her cell phone trying to call the police because of her erratic driving when the collision occurred. She was very nice and hung in there until the police arrived. She gave her statement to the police and went on her way. I was very thankful that she took the time to stay on scene mainly because her presence minimalized my primal urges to turn the POTFP into a babbling mass of protoplasm with my bare hands. I prefer to not have witnesses around when I participate in mass mayhem.

So the police and EMT's checked out the you know who for about 30 minutes while I checked out cloud formations and consoled my poor, battered Lucille. (My car's name is Lucille. Car naming and it's origins will be fodder for a future blog.) Later in the day, the insurance adjuster mentioned the word "totaled" several times when appraising Lucille's damages but fortunately, after his calculations were complete, did he send her to the intensive auto body care unit for much needed reconstruction, repair and recuperation.

The best part of this whole debacle, if there is a best part,  is that my rental car is a black Crown Victoria with black sidewalls.


Yup, it looks exactly like an unmarked police car.

I'm thinking, maybe when the adrenaline wears off in a year or so, that I'll drive it at 100 miles per hour, high beams flashing on and off, up Route 95 and watch the lemmings get the hell out of my way. Or maybe sit by the side of the road in my town and watch the locals jam on their brakes when they see "the man" or a reasonable facsimile of such hiding in the weeds. Remember: absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I hope Lucille won't be jealous.

Until next time...........

Monday, April 2, 2012

I Have a Confession to Make.


I've been in love with someone for over 50 years.

Well, not exactly someone but something.....The Masters Golf Tournament at the Augusta National Golf Course in Augusta, Georgia.

As I recall, the romance began when I was about 10 years old. It happened while I was sitting in front of my family's old black and white TV. This was so long ago you actually had to get off your butt and walk over to the television to change the channel to one of the three available stations. The image on the screen was mesmerizing to me. It was of a place that couldn't possibly exist because of its beauty and pastoral setting. I was watching The Masters for the first time. Even in black and white it was spectacular. It only got better with the advent of color television.

The year was 1958 and I had only recently become enamored with the game of golf. There was an old set of golf clubs in the closet and I used to haul them down to the beach each day after school. Since it was early April, there weren't too many people on the beach, so I had the entire “golf course” to myself. I'd dig out a cup on one end of the beach and another cup at the other end. It was probably half a mile from one end to the other. With the tide low and the sand firmly packed, off I'd go on a seemingly endless loop back and forth from one end to the other of King's Beach, hitting ball after ball. There was no use keeping score since the “holes” were titanic in their length but the process of swinging and hitting the ball, rarely straight, was exhilarating to me. Back and forth, back and forth, goodness it was fun. I was careful not to hit the ball near the occasional dog walker but at that age the distance and the direction of my missiles were most times completely out of my control. All I knew was that this was fun. Each day after school, I looked forward to going to the beach with my clubs until the day when I showed up at my “course” and high tide canceled any golf play that day and for a few days to follow. Fortunately as the moon did its trick, the tide slowly moved out and I had my “Augusta National” back.

And so I turned on the TV and watched these brilliant golf pros, Arnold Palmer leading them all, thrilled and amazed as to what “good” golfers could make the golf ball do on grass instead of hard packed sand.

I'll always remember the 16th hole at Augusta on the 1958 broadcast. The hole was a par 3 and the shot required the ball to carry over 170 yards of water. There was water and there was a green. The hole looked impossible to me since most of my shots were grounders or pop-ups that would have found the water hazard at Augusta on each swing.


But the pro's shots carried the water and landed on the green with such frequency that I thought they must truly be magicians.

Augusta, on TV, looked like heaven on earth. Even in black and white, you could see the perfectly manicured grass and the phenomenal growth of flowers and shrubs that lined each hole. As I read about Augusta, I learned that the property was originally a nursery for flowers, shrubs and trees in the late 1800's and early 1900''s. Bob Jones and Clifford Roberts, the founders of Augusta National and The Masters, looked to build a golf course in the early 1930's and the former Fruitlands Nursery became the setting for the course and the tournament.

I was excited each year after 1958 and looked forward to the playing of The Masters. Since the tournament was played each year in early April, it coincided with the advent of spring in New England. That was another reason the course seemed so beautiful. While the grass here was still dormant and just receiving the warming spring sun, August National, located in sunny Georgia, was already in full bloom. Again I wondered how could this place be so gorgeous when New England seemed so dreary?

The years passed and my golf game improved to the point where I was essentially able to hit the ball in front of me some distance and occasionally executed a successful shot that thrilled me with the potential of my game. In like fashion, my love and anticipation for The Masters increased each year with great eagerness.

I came away, during those years, with the longing to someday be able to attend The Masters. But I had heard and read that spectator tickets were very, very difficult to obtain due to the ever growing enthusiasm The Masters was creating because of the outstanding TV production that CBS would provide each year.

And then one day in 1982, I got the call from my friend, a fellow golfer. A friend of his, who lived in Georgia had an extra badge (not ticket) to The Masters and would I be interested in going? His actual words were, “How much would you be willing to pay to go to The Masters?” I think l I lost consciousness for a few moments and when I regained it, all I could think to myself was, “how much could I afford to make my dream come true?” I sheepishly asked how much it would cost and he said, “$325 for a four day badge.” That means I could attend all four days of the tournament for $325. Now back in 1982, $325 was a fair amount of money and with a wife and three kids, $325 wasn't just lying around in our checking account doing nothing. But I thought to myself that I may never get this opportunity again, so I said yes to the purchase. Now came the hard part: getting approval from the bride. The Sunday of The Masters and Easter Sunday coincided. She said, “You won't be home for Easter?” And I said, “We've been married for 10 years and 9 out of 10 Easters together isn't a bad percentage.” She knew how badly I wanted to go and she was only giving me a hard time. She enjoyed every minute of it.

The next thing to do was to make plane and hotel reservations. The plane reservation was no problem but when I called the Holiday Inn in Augusta, they laughed at me. They told me that they were booked for Masters Week for the next 20 years. So I did a little research on my own. (This was before the days of Google and such.) I found out there was the Masters Housing Bureau. This was for people that needed rooms for The Masters. Homeowners in the Augusta area would rent out their homes or rooms in their homes to people who were attending the Masters. I called and got a room in a woman's house for $12 a night. The woman, it turns out, grew up in the same town that I presently lived in. What a small, small world. And a lucky one at that. So now all I had to do was wait for the time to go by for me to actually see Augusta National and The Masters first hand. My plane reservations were for me to leave on Tuesday April 6th, 1982 from Boston to Atlanta to Augusta. Why do I mention the day, you ask? Because on April 6th, 1982 Boston was hit by 14 inches of snow and Logan Airport shut down. Clearly, there was no God. I had to change my plans and book a reservation that wouldn't get me into Augusta until 2 AM on Thursday, the first day of the the tournament. I called the woman, at whose house I was renting the room and informed her of my change of plans. Since I wasn't arriving until 2 AM, I told her I would sleep at the airport and hoped that she could pick me up in the morning. True to southern hospitality, she came and picked me up at 2 AM against my wishes.

I can hardly put into words what it was like the next morning to walk upon the grass of the course I was introduced to on television 24 years previously. It was heaven. TV, even color TV, simply could not do justice to the beauty and majesty of this golf course. The experience was truly a dream come true and I savored every minute of the four days I spent there.

My love for Augusta only grew in the following years and each year's TV broadcast only enhanced my love for the place. I purchased many books about Augusta and read each with great gusto. Was it too much to dream that there would ever be a chance to actually play Augusta National?

Clearly my marginal golf game left me woefully short of any hopes and dreams to qualify for The Masters. And the hope of being invited to play the course was non-existent since you had to play with a member. The members of Augusta National were the likes of the chairman of the board of Exxon, Bill Gates and former Presidents of the United States. I thought it highly unlikely that Bill Gates would call out of the blue and say, “Hey, Mike, you don't know me but would you like to come down to Augusta and play a few rounds with me as my guest?” Only in my dreams.

But then a funny thing happened. I had a good friend who was a local investment banker and an avid golfer at the time. I won't go into all the details but one day in September, 1998 he called me and asked me what I was doing on November 7th, 8th and 9th of that year. I consulted my blank calendar and said, “Nothing.” He said, “Good. Because you are going to play Augusta National those days with me.”

What do yo do when your wildest dream comes true?

All I could do was tell him I'd call him back and, I'm not ashamed to say, I broke down into racking sobs.

I called him back and thanked him profusely. (I'm still thanking him today.)

And on those days in November, 1998 I played Augusta. This time I rode up Magnolia Lane, the entrance to Augusta National, as an expected guest. The member we played with was an executive from North Carolina with whom my friend had a business arrangement. The gentleman was one of the nicest people I ever met. He was 67 years old at the time and had a golf swing for the ages.

Standing on the first tee, driver in hand, was an event of biblical proportions for me. I instantly flashed back to all the years in front of the TV watching this hallowed ground and now I was standing on it ready to experience something that very few people in the world would ever experience.


I'd like to tell you that I played like a lion that day but it was more like a lamb. The fairy tale would only carry me so far.

The year 1998 was probably my worst year of golf I ever had. My failing business and lack of funds didn't allow me to play much golf that year. I played so few times and so poorly that I hadn't made a single birdie all year. And here I was at Augusta. My caddie, while walking down the first fairway, handed me a scorecard and asked me if I wanted to keep score. I told him that I didn't and just hoped to get around the course before the sun went down in a reasonable amount of strokes. My heart was thumping and my brain was devoid of most rational function and somehow I had to turn and swing and hit a golf ball on these most hallowed grounds. I just tried to breathe. Hole 1 was soon over and since I hadn't thrown up or passed out (I was close on both accounts) I considered the the rest of the day might be most manageable. Hole 2 seemed uneventful until I rolled in a 40 foot putt for a birdie. A birdie on my second hole at Augusta National. Could this be truly happening? What had I ever done to be so lucky? Not a single birdie all year and now a birdie on my second hole at Augusta.


I'd love to tell you that the rest of the round and the rounds to come were chock full of more birdies, heroic sand saves, masterful chipping and lights out putting but reality set in and I played like a person who hadn't played much or very well for some time. But that didn't matter to me. It was the journey that was important to me, not the destination.

I played 4 rounds of golf in 3 days at Augusta. I'm a lucky guy.

It was a long way from my golf course on King's Beach in Lynn, Mass. to the Augusta National Golf Course in Augusta, Georgia. From Death Valley to the summit of Mount Everest in just over 50 years.

It's an amazing thing when your wildest dream comes true.

And now you know about my “other” love affair.

Enjoy The Masters this week. I know I will.

Until next time......

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Home (Depot) is where the heart is.


Back to this seemingly daily saga of Hope Depot and me.

A few days ago, I went to Home Depot to get stain for the floor of the bedroom that I'm refinishing. Now, having reviewed the product literature so that I wouldn't look like an idiot again, I asked the man at the paint department to mix up the color of stain that I was going to use on the floor. Unexpectedly, his reply was, “Hmmmmmmm, I've never done that before.” Imagine my surprise when he said that. I figured that anybody working at Home Depot was qualified to build a 747 in their basement from spare parts without plans. Therefore mixing up floor stain seemed like a layup to me. Now hearing that he had never made up colored stain before didn't quite have the same significance as a brain surgeon saying in the middle of an operation, “I'll never quite worked in this part of the brain before,” but it sure surprised me. It really didn't make any difference because they didn't have the base stain in stock that I needed anyway. But they were kind enough to look up in the computer for a Home Depot in the immediate area that might have the stain. Surprisingly, the closest Home Depot that had the base stain was located in Everett, about 20 miles away. So, I went to Everett. The young lady at the counter at the paint department was very helpful. When I mentioned that none of the other stores in Eastern Massachusetts had the base stain that I was looking for, I figured that none of the stores had it because it was flying off the shelves because it was so popular. I was pleased that I had chosen a product widely approved for staining by pro and amateur alike. Then she looked up the product code in a little hand-held computer and told to me that no one had purchased this type of base stain since Leonardo da Vinci was working on the Sistine Chapel. I had her mix it up anyway. I'll let you know how things turn out. Stay tuned for the next blog when I relate my first use of a floor sander. Keep in mind: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS IDIOT PROOF.

Speaking of idiots, Happy April Fools Day, Johnny Miller.

Tell me honestly that you've never read an email article, an Internet article, a blog posting anywhere, any time, any day by anyone that contains the word Kardashian in it. If that is true, you have my permission to read on.

The two worst things that ever happened to this country are the initial broadcast of the reality show Survivor and the Watergate scandal. Survivor's success created the all the present-day reality shows that we see over and over and over on TV these days. You can't swing a dead cat by the tail near the TV without seeing two people arguing about something in order to get the “edgy” confrontation that reality TV thrives on. Remember: if people didn't watch it, it would go away. Watergate created investigative reporting which begot 60 Minutes, which led to ABC's 20-20, that spawned radio talk shows which led to cable TV talk shows which led to “edgy” TV news. As in, “Moscow in Flames, Missiles Heading Our Way, Film at 11. Back to you Francesca.”

Sorry, I'm not going to be able to root for Tiger Woods until I see a video of him showing up at Applebee's with the next wife and kiddies and see him spending the meal sitting there with his littlest kid on his lap feeding him or her French fries. Don't hold your breath

And speaking of French fries, if you haven't been to a Five Guys restaurant for a cheeseburger and fries, I want you to immediately drop what you are doing, go to computer, look up the nearest Five Guys to you and go there immediately. You can thank me later.

In a related story, how can you eat 1 pound of ice cream (at multiple sittings, of course) and gain 5 pounds?

If I ruled the world:
You could have 3 chocolate chip cookies during Lent, because God would not judge you by the color of your skin but by the content of your heart. (Sorry. My inner Martin Luther King took over there for a moment.)
People would have to stop each day to give thanks. They would take a moment to appreciate what they have. Take a moment to appreciate those around them. They would understand that things could change tomorrow in a way that would make them beg for today and make today, a day that appears to be like any other uneventful day, seem like the greatest day of their lives.
Nobody could spend more than they make, especially the government.

More to follow, because it is quite possible, based upon the rulers of the world as it stands right now that I could be “drafted” as Supreme Leader any day now. If that happens, unfortunately the blogs will have to stop. I'll keep you posted.

I was checking out the obituaries in the Boston Globe the other day and noticed that seven people were listed as having passed away in Medford. Six people passed away in Melrose. Five people passed away. in Somerville. Four people passed away in Stoneham and, check this out, only three people passed away in Boston. I will keep you informed as to whether we all should be moving to “the Hub” or staying away from moving to cities that start with the letter M or S.

Another sign the apocalypse is just around the next bend is a headline from the Associated Press that related that a Colorado Springs Easter egg hunt has been canceled because of aggressive parents.

Speaking of great actors, any movie that Ed Harris is in is usually very entertaining. Also, if you have Netflix or something like that, most movies that Edward Norton or Denzel Washington star in are usually very good.  My all time favorite is Christopher Walken. He is the best. He actually started off his career as a song and dance man which is hard to believe, considering the weird parts that he plays as an actor. But he's always gives a good performance in mysteries and thrillers. Buddy Ebsen also started off as a song and dance man early in his career. Buddy actually was supposed to play the part of the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz in 1939 but it turned out he was allergic to the silver paint. Good break for Jack Haley who became the Tin Man. Jack just happened to also be Liza Minnelli's father-in-law.

Stick right here if you enjoy movie trivia or trivia of any kind, I've got tons of it. For example, did you know that Elmo Lincoln played the first Tarzan in the movies? Probably not but now you do.

You just can't get premium stuff like this on any other blog.

Enjoy The Masters.

Until next time........